Calls at Call Center

Customer: “I’ve been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can’t get through to enquiries, can you help?”

Operator: “Where did you get that number from, sir?”.

Customer: “It was on the door to the Travel Centre”.

Operator: “Sir, they are our opening hours”.

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Samsung Electronics

Caller: “Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?”

Operator: “I’m sorry, sir, I don’t understand who you are talking about”.

Caller: “On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?”

Operator: “I think it means the telephone point on the wall”.

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RAC Motoring Services

Caller: “Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling in Australia?”

Operator: “Doesn’t the product name give you a clue?”

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Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France)

“If I register my car in France, do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?”

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Directory Enquiries

Caller: “I’d like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please”.

Operator: “I’m sorry, there’s no listing. Is the spelling correct?”

Caller: “Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the ‘B’ fell off”.

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Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.

Operator: “Woven? Are you sure?”

Caller: “Yes. That’s what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland “.

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On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator: “I haven’t got a pen, so I’m steaming up the window to write the Number on”.

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Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop”.

Customer: “OK”.

Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”

Customer: “No”.

Tech Support: “OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”

Customer: “No”.

Tech Support: “OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”

Customer: “Sure. You told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click'”.

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Tech Support: “OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the ‘OK’ button displayed?”

Customer: “Wow. How can you see my screen from there?”

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Caller: “I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn the clock on the computer back two weeks will I have my file back again?”

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Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?

Customer: A white one…

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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.

Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?

Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.

Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note.

Customer: No, wait a minute; I hadn’t inserted it yet, it’s still on my desk, sorry.

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Tech support: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the screen.

Customer: Your left or my left?

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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?

Male customer: Hello… I can’t print.

Tech support: Would you click on “start” for me and…

Customer: Listen pal; don’t start getting technical on me! I’m not Bill Gates.

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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Karen, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it…

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Customer: I have problems printing in red…

Tech support: Do you have a colour printer?

Customer: Aaaah……. ……… ….thank you.

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Tech support: What’s on your monitor now, ma’am?

Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me.

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Customer: My new keyboard is not working.

Tech support: Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer?

Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer.

Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.

Customer: OK!

Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?

Customer: Yes!

Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?

Customer: Yes, there’s another one here. Ah…that one does works…

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Tech support: Your password is the small letter “a” as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7.

Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

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Customer: I can’t get on the Internet.

Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.

Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five stars.

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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?

Customer: Netscape.

Tech support: That’s not an anti-virus program.

Customer: Oh, sorry…Internet Explorer.

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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

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Tech support: How may I help you?

Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail.

Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?

Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

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A customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.

Tech support: Are you running it in windows?

Customer: “No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.

The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is in a window, and his printer is working fine..”

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Tech support: “Okay Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen.

Now type the letter “P” to bring up the Program Manager.”

Customer: I don’t have a P.

Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.

Customer: What do you mean?

Tech support: “P…..on your keyboard, Bob.”

Customer: I’M NOT GOING TO DO THAT

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