True Love…
Husband comes home drunk n breaks some crockery,
vomits n falls down on the floor.
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.

Next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him.
He prays that they should not have a fight.

He finds a note near the table…
”Honey..your favorite breakfast is ready on the table,
i had to leave early to …buy grocery…
i’ll cum running back to u, my love. I love u. …”
He gets surprised and asks his son..,
‘what happened last nite..?’  Son told…
”when mom pulled you to bed n tried removing your boots n shirt..
you were dead drunk n you said……
“Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone…I ‘M Married !!!””

That’s True Love…:)

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