1-Principal: Are you chewing gum??
Student: No I’m human being..=)
2-Wife: we are having mother for dinner tonight?
Husband: Make sure she is well cooked =P
3-Father:shameful results! Do u always get such low marks?
Son: No, only when i give exams =D
4-Guest: Will these stairs take me to the 2nd floor?
Boy: No, you’ll have to walk as well.. 😉
5-Girl: I have changed my mind..=)
Boy: Thank God! Does the new one Work ?