Girls are complicated…

Dear Everyone!!!
Thank you that you still Think Girls are the most
Wonderful Creatures in the World !!!
Though You find Them Difficult Enough..

-Because:

If you Kiss Her.. you are not a Gentleman..!!
And If you don’t.. you are Not a Man..

If you Praise Her.. She thinks you are Lying..!!
And If you don’t.. you are Good for Nothing..

If you Agree to all her Likes.. you are a Wimp !!
And If you don’t.. you are Not Understanding..

If you Visit her often… She thinks you are Boring !!
And If you don’t.. She Accuses you of Double-crossing..

If you are well Dressed… She says you are a Playboy !!
And If you don’t… You are a Dull Boy..

If you are Jealous… She says it’s Bad..!!
And If you don’t… She Thinks you don’t Love her..

If you attempt doing Romance.. She says you didn’t Respect her..
And If you don’t… She Thinks you don’t Like her..

If you are a Minute Late… She Complains it’s hard to Wait !!
And If She is Late… She says that’s a Girl’s way..

If you Visit another Man.. You’re not putting in “Quality time” !!
And If she is Visited by another Woman… “Oh it’s Natural, we are Girls”

If you Kiss her Once in a while… She Professes you are Cold..
And If you Kiss her often… She yells that you are taking Advantage..

If you fail to Help her in Crossing the Street… You lack Ethics..
And If you Do… She thinks it’s just one of Men’s tactics for Seduction..

If you Stare at another Woman… She accuses you of Flirting..
And If She is Stared by other Men.. She says that they are just Admiring..

If you Talk… She wants you to Listen..
And If you Listen… She wants you to Talk..

–> In Short:
So Simple… yet so Complex !!!
So Weak… yet so Powerful !!!
So Confusing… yet so Desirable !!
So damning.. yet so Wonderful !!

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