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We are living in a serioulsly funny world…

If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT??

Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND?

Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody wants to DIE?

Shall I say that there is racial discrimination
even in chess as the WHITE piece is moved FIRST?

In our country,
we have FREEDOM of SPEECH,
then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS?

If money doesn’t grow on TREES then why do banks have BRANCHES?

Why doesn’t GLUE stick to its BOTTLE?

Why do you still call it a BUILDING when its already BUILT?

If its true that we are here to HELP others, what are others HERE for?

If you aren’t supposed to DRINK
and DRIVE why do bars have PARKING lots?

We all are Living in a seriously Funny World..!

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5 Funny Facts Of Life…

1. Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a referee

2. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other person is always husband.

3. You can’t buy love but you pay heavily for it.

4. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he’s wrong and wife too agrees with him.

5. Our language is called mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to speak!

Choose Any 1 subject ‘n I Will Tell How is Your Nature…

Choose Any 1 subject ‘n I Will Tell How is Your Nature

1)Physics
2)Chemistry
3)Maths
4)Accounts
5)Biology
6)Computer
7)Economics
8)English
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Physics- Chipku.
Chemistry- Caring.
Maths- loveable
Accounts- Smart.
Biology- Mast nd open minded
Computer-Shakki.
Economics-Intelligent.
English-Romantic.

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