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How BOYS ‘n GIRLs withdraw cash from ATM…

How Boys withdraw cash from ATM.
1. Park d car
2. Go 2 ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away

How Girls withdraw cash from ATM

1. Park d car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go 2 ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in d purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse 4 chit with PIN written
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go 2 car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back 2 ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back 2 car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive on
God Bless them

Goodbye mom…

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.

“Pardon me,” she said, “I’m sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It’s just that you look just like my son, who just died recently.”

“I’m very sorry,” replied the young man, “is there anything I can do for you?”

“Yes,” she said, “As I’m leaving, can you say ‘Good bye, Mother!’ ?

It would make me feel so much better.”

“Sure,” answered the young man.

As the old woman was leaving, he called out, “Goodbye, Mother!”

As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50.

“How can that be?” he asked, “I only purchased a few things!”

“Your mother said that you would pay for her,” said the clerk.

Requirement of Girls In Matrimony Website…

These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar n spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart! Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this Post… 

1)Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to myhome. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore.. if u like me u welcome to my heart…when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident orsend u letter..Thanksyours Regards Sowmya 

2)i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework(Wut Homework?) 

3) I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is afirst step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i.Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ……..hold my hand forever !!!(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

4)i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my lucknow i am looking one boy he care meand love me lot lot lot( I don’t know why but this is one of my favorites) 

5) i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell) 

6)HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY,THEY ARE 
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD. 
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION 
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRYTO MAKE THEM LOUGH.(all of us r loughing{laughing})

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